Thursday, November 19, 2009

practice humans

I wonder if God did a little trial and error--a few rough drafts with humans before he came out with His final draft Adam n Eve. the human body is a very complex and well functioning wonderful organism... The Great Engineer must of tossed around a few ideas-- maybe made some spider maps of possibilities... maybe even had some practice dummies...?
We were talking with our good friends and fellow warriors the Furrers and we wondered why children were not born with teeth. They come out with fingernails...? Probably cause we parents need a new challenge around the 6 month mark! Its at that point that you start to see a glimmer of mommy's sanity returning because she got a solid 5 and half hours of sleep! Mommy is happy-- babies happy and for the first time dad thinks--" oh he's kinda cute". Then the 6th month mark hits and its all over--- and your baby's head starts to explode. teeth everywhere--drool and mucus and crying.... Its not cute its like a horror film. Little vampires that cry-- and yes they live at night. I just thank God that one of the test children didn't slip trough the cracks and come into this world as my child. Oh look-- doesn't the Rexplore boy have such nice tusks.... that would be alot of the pink tylenol.
You thought having braces hurt... imagine being that piece of corn on the cob you finally got at that summer bbq after you finally got the railroad tracts taken out of your mouth. Thats what i read into the mommies reason why God didn't give new borns teeth right out the shoot. God was thinking of the Mommies. hmmm..? God is smart --and i love him with all i got and I'm sure glad was not the dummy married to one of the test mommies.

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